I WAS MADE TO HIT IN AMERICAAAA
He should know not to go out at night by himself. Not because he's in any danger - Captain America in New York City on a less-than-average day doesn't have much to worry about. But because, almost without exception, he gets lost. Steve tucks his hands into the pockets of his jeans and squints up at the buildings around him, ignoring the college student who staggers by, stops to stare at him, and bursts out laughing before moving on.
He's used to that, too, by now. Apparently dressing conservatively these days isn't a reflection of care for the resources of the country, or a side-effect of living life as a soldier for two years - it's just "dorky." At least he doesn't feel like someone's taped a sign to his back, not since he asked Darcy - Agent Lewis - why he kept getting that reaction.
Of course the fact that she had to explain what 'Because you're a dork' meant didn't really help his... street cred. He chuckles to himself, only a little ironic, at managing to use both terms in one train of thought.
A few streets later he's getting very confused. Usually he's able to find at least one familiar street or landmark to point him in the general right direction, at least until he finds a cab to get him the rest of the way back to the mansion. He's done this enough in the months he's been here that his assigned SHIELD shadows don't pop a vein unless he's not back by morning - in this case, though, that's probably working against him.
Finally Steve sighs and digs into his pocket to pull out his cellular phone. He looks at it for a moment, smiling to himself and wondering what Howard would make of all this. Tiny phones with tinier batteries and communicators and jets that don't need runways to take off.
Well, for all Steve knows, Howard invented most of it. He still hasn't been able to bring himself to look at history texts to see how his friends lived out their lives. There's something too much like admitting he's never going to see them again in doing that.
He flips the phone open gingerly, poking the tiny buttons with his pinky because he's not sure how else to manage the thing, and dials in what he's fairly sure is Darcy's number. Agent Lewis's number. He could try calling someone else, but she's friendly, in her own way. She doesn't treat him like a loaded gun waiting to be pointed at the next Big Bad Guy.
Steve lifts the phone to his ear with a frown. "Uh. Hello?"
He's used to that, too, by now. Apparently dressing conservatively these days isn't a reflection of care for the resources of the country, or a side-effect of living life as a soldier for two years - it's just "dorky." At least he doesn't feel like someone's taped a sign to his back, not since he asked Darcy - Agent Lewis - why he kept getting that reaction.
Of course the fact that she had to explain what 'Because you're a dork' meant didn't really help his... street cred. He chuckles to himself, only a little ironic, at managing to use both terms in one train of thought.
A few streets later he's getting very confused. Usually he's able to find at least one familiar street or landmark to point him in the general right direction, at least until he finds a cab to get him the rest of the way back to the mansion. He's done this enough in the months he's been here that his assigned SHIELD shadows don't pop a vein unless he's not back by morning - in this case, though, that's probably working against him.
Finally Steve sighs and digs into his pocket to pull out his cellular phone. He looks at it for a moment, smiling to himself and wondering what Howard would make of all this. Tiny phones with tinier batteries and communicators and jets that don't need runways to take off.
Well, for all Steve knows, Howard invented most of it. He still hasn't been able to bring himself to look at history texts to see how his friends lived out their lives. There's something too much like admitting he's never going to see them again in doing that.
He flips the phone open gingerly, poking the tiny buttons with his pinky because he's not sure how else to manage the thing, and dials in what he's fairly sure is Darcy's number. Agent Lewis's number. He could try calling someone else, but she's friendly, in her own way. She doesn't treat him like a loaded gun waiting to be pointed at the next Big Bad Guy.
Steve lifts the phone to his ear with a frown. "Uh. Hello?"
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sure let's do this in between vacuums. 8D
But the point is that he's up to hear his phone start that tinny .midi mash-up of 'It's Not Easy Being Green' and 'Don't Worry Be Happy'. (The first time he'd heard it after Tony rang him up to demonstrate, he'd only been able to stare in disbelief. Tony hadn't stopped grinning for a minute and the whole week after was full of inane texts just so Tony could hear it go off again. Bruce still hadn't figured out how to change the ringtone - Stark must have gone and hacked the thing. He certainly wouldn't put it past the man.) There's only a few people who have this number, and of those people the reasons they'd probably have for calling him at any time of the d- n- whichever it was, the reasons most likely weren't going to be good. So it's with a long-suffering sigh and the heel of his hand scrubbing against his eyes that he finally opens the darn thing and answers.
"Yes?" He silently chides himself for sounding so exasperated, then dog-ears the page he was on before setting his book down on the bed next to him.. "I mean, hello? Uh."
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So when she's roused from just falling asleep by her phone blaring America, Fuck Yeah Darcy greets it with no small amount of grumbling why she searches for her glasses and her phone. Not necessarily in that order.
"Agent Darcy Lewis, super secret spy for Chechen rebels unless you're Putin. How may I help you?" A pause, because she knows that voice and, more importantly, knows that ringtone. Darcy just needs her brain to catch up with her a bit. "Hey Cap."
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Her answer, after implying 'No' quite loudly, was simply to pick up the offender and throw him. Straight through the window.
And perhaps into any hapless individuals who had been walking by.
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Olivia scrambles to her feet, takes stock of her surroundings with obvious dismay, and then turns to focus on the guy with the cellphone. The fact that he doesn't seem to be a Fringe Agent and isn't pointing a gun at her is at least mildly comforting. Nothing else really is.
Her tone is flat when she speaks, but not enough to entirely cover the edge of fading hope, or the despair creeping back in. "...this isn't Boston, is it?" She has to ask, though she's fairly certain she knows the answer already.
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